chuckpalahnuikisgod

I don't know if anyone else has seen it yet (though I'm sure some have), but today Anita, Mom, and I saw it, and it was fucking awesome. I hav to say that my favorite parts were all the Alaska bits, because everytime that they they mentioned Alaska, or anything Alaska, especially the bit with homer announcing their move to Alaska, the whole crowd would cheer. Just the joke "Here's a thousand dollars so we could ruin the enviorment!" that is so true. Onc a year, every October, the government gives all Alaska residents (who have been living their for a year) eight-hundred to a thousand dollars, what they call 'dividend'. It's awesome. :) Of course, the majority of all the dividend I get go to something, like from age eleven to twelve, it went to my braces, thirteen it went to the plane ticket to Las Vegas (to visit), and this time, it's probably going to go to the ticket for when we move to Las Vegas. The first check I got when I was ten (we moved here when I was nine), went to Mom buying a car, but I got a hundred bucks out of it. Though, I was confused about why they had totem poles and throat singing at the same time for. Totem poles are are from southern Alaska and throat singing is from the north, and what time of year it was. I'm gonna take a guess and say spring. I don't know.

Someone on this website who lives nowhere near Alaska should just take up studying Alaska. And then mock it. And then I shall laugh because, errr, I hate Alaska. I can't wait to move back to civilisation. It's hot and they're are mosquitoes in the summer, and it's like -30 in the winter, and there are always drunks and potheads  and drug addicts and pedophiles and perverts everywhere, and everyone is either really rick or really poor, and it sucks. >< I hate Alaska. Grrrr, and I love to rant about how much I hate Alaska. WATCH ME RANT!!! RAWR RAWR RAWR!!! ... I'm done now.